my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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