that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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