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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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