we have officially lost it.
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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