i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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