i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
she looked like the before picture.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Randomize
