Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
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