How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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