sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
kristin has been a bad kristin
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
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