do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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