just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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