ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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