physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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