all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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