my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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