Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
