After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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