"it" just moved
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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