I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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