Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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