I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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