I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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