If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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