): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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