Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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