and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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