You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Randomize
