Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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