We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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