STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Ketchup is God's man juice
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Randomize
