Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Randomize
