Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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