How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
