i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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