About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Randomize