Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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