we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
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i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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