There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
so much tequila, so little girl.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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