Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
soo... how was my night?
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