great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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