She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
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Do I have a choice?
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me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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