Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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