What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Randomize
