Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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