Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
the liver wants what the liver wants
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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