dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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