It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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