i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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