Dual....:-)
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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