I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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