I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
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