have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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